the skinny on my unicorn juice ✨ (no alcohol required)

the skinny on my unicorn juice ✨ (no alcohol required)

listen… i don’t need wine to feel like that girl.i don’t need cocktails to have an epic day.

i’m a gen-x super mama who can bring her own sparkle. and i'm here to show you how too my girls.

and since 2017, that sparkle has had a name:

unicorn juice 🦄

(my forever go-to, my ride-or-die, my staple drink)

this is literally the one thing i never leave home without.yes — i pack it for date nights.yes — i took it into the saints game suite yesterday.no — we didn’t bring home the W…but i definitely brought home the fun happy glow. ✨

why i call it unicorn juice 🦄

because:

• it tastes like magic (i mix ½ lemon + ½ berry — obsessed)

• it gives me clean energy to get all the things done

• zero alcohol, zero crash, zero mom-guilt

• it’s my skinny juice (don’t get offended — i just love that word. i keep it real here.)

this is what that girl power looks like in a cup:→ energized→ focused→ ready to run your day instead of letting the day run you

we’re all grown women here — we don’t need the foggy mornings anymore.

structure is self-respect™and unicorn juice is part of my structure.

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we don’t need a cocktail to feel confident.we don’t need permission to sparkle.

we don’t apologize for choosing what’s best for our energy.

cheers to the unbothered era™

✨cheers to structure.

cheers to unicorn juice. 🦄